Moo!Jesus Dairy at Everything Jesus! Ranch
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We simply ask you to make a donation for the food you receive.
If you NEED HELP figuring out a donation amount, we ARE happy to offer suggestions based on what you are receiving.
Otherwise, the amount you are willing AND ABLE to give is the amount we are happy to receive.
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God is Good!
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we encourage new customers to visit us
in person to see where your food comes from!
ONCE YOU TRY OUR PRODUCTS, WE KNOW YOU'LL
WANT MORE.
Live, Eat, and Shop Intentionally!
Bless Us with Your Patronage
and We Will Bless You
with Our Healthy and Delicious Food!
Visit Everything Jesus! Ranch.
Taste our food,
Know our quality.
PLACE YOUR ORDER
IN THE FORM BELOW
ONCE YOU RECEIVE A CONFIRMATION EMAIL OR CALL, YOU CAN COMPLETE YOUR ORDER by clicking THE "DONATE" button BELOW.
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FOR OTHER QUESTIONS
CALL US: (830) 491-8557
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MILK*
*Our milk is now bottled in 1/2 gallon glass jugs. The first time you purchase milk you will be charged $5 recycling fee for each bottle. exchange your used bottle for a new bottle on your next visit!
1/2 gallon whole milk
1/2 gallon skim milk (we hate to do this, but we will)
1 pint cream
1 quart cream
1/2 gallon chocolate milk (raw cacao, pure stevia, coconut sugar)
1/2 gallon Mexican chocolate milk w/cinnamon
1/2 gallon Mexican chocolate milk w/chile
1/2 gallon cultured buttermilk
1/2 gallon sweetie buttermilk & honey
*In order for us to deliver dairy products, you must complete a Cowshare agreement and pay a one-time, $50 fee for the purchase and boarding fees of a share of our herd. Your ownership entitles you to delivery of your milk. On our first delivery, we will bring a cowshare agreement form for you to sign.
BEEF
Steaks
Whole (small)Tenderloin
New York Strip
Bone-In Ribeye
Top Sirloin
Marrow Soup Bones
Beef Shanks
Ground Beef
Stew Beef
Round Steak
Fajita cut
ROASTS- limited supply
Prime Rib
Chuck Roast
Shoulder Roast
Brisket
Ribs
Short Ribs
Finger Ribs
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ORGANIC BONE BROTH
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your choice of organic seasonings: roasted peppers, garlic, pink himalayan sea salt, oregano, thyme, ginger root, turmeric root
1 gal 2-DAY SIMMERED beef broth
1 gal 2-DAY SIMMERED broth
1 gal 2-DAY SIMMERED VEGAN BROTH
(ROASTED VEGETABLES, MUSHROOMS, ROOTS, SEA VEGETABLES AND HERBS THAT STIMULATE COLLAGEN PRODUCTION)
CHICKENS*
whole chickens
whole bone-in breast
boneless breast
leg quarters
drumsticks
boneless thighs
whole boned chicken for stuffing
weighed before boning
*The chicken we are selling now may come from our ranch (we are just slaughtering our last batch of chickens) or from another certified organic farm that raises chickens exclusively. Of course they do it right: no hormones, NO soy, free-range, AND no antibiotics. We do the custom processing. Everything else comes from right here on our ranch.
PORK
Pork chops 1 1/2" THICK for stuffing
Country style pork ribs
Ground pork
EGGS
Our foraged hens produce eggs with bright orange yolks--confirmation that our chickens free range.
CHEESE + DAIRY TREATS
BUTTER
salted or unsalted half/pound
honey swirl half/pound
rosemary-garlic half/pound
Maple curds with sprouted nuts
this is a favorite item. Fat soft cream curds with a little extra added cream, an assortment of sprouted nuts and maple syrup. Nutrient-dense, a meal in itself!
SPREADABLE CHEESE
soft spreadable cheeses (like Boursin):
Spreadable Plain, (salty & smooth)
Spreadable Garlic
Spreadable Garlic & Herb
Spreadable Pepper Jack
Creamy large curd cottage cheese
with raw cream added!
PLAIN
w/ nuts, dates and organic maple syrup
w/ garlic & herbs
w/ tumeric and garlic
W/ roasted peppers, garlic, olive oil & sun dried tomatoes
GREEK STYLE (thick and creamy) YOGURT
ranch raw honey or organic maple syrup with your choice of organic fruit: cherry, blueberry or mango
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PLAIN pint/quart
Sweetie yogurt pint/quart
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WORLD FAMOUS
NUTZOLA!
Our combination of sprouted, truly raw (our almonds are imported) nuts, mixed with our clarified raw butter and organic maple syrup is a best seller! Limited supply).
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macadate
chocolate
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ORGANIC FAIR TRADe
SOLAR DRIED COFFEE
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GREEN WHOLE BEANS OR DARK ROAST
wE GRIND YOUR COFFEE FRESH ON REQUEST
1 lb bag
REISHI MUSHROOM COFFEE
1 lb bag
LACTO FERMENTED ORGANIC VEGGIES
sold in pint jars
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Lacto okra (sliced)
seasonal Caribbean lacto kraut
fermented: cabbage, carrots, raw honey, raisins
Spicy red cabbage:
Lacto carrots matchsticks
Sweet jicama with raw honey
Savory jicama-with lemon and chili
MARINATED MUSHROOMS
PortabellaS in oil & vinegar
mushrooms, red onions, whole garlic cloves, rosemary, avocado oil, balsamic vinegar-no sulfites, pink Himalayan sea salt
Portabella & Tomato Marinara
sundried tomatoes added to above combo
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FROM OUR
GARDEN
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1 gal. (stuffed) bags of salad Greens
beet greens, kale, broccoli greens. kept on ice these last one week!
Whole red beets
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CONDIMENTS & DRESSINGS
Raw KETCHUP
(tomatoes, salt, apple cider vinegar, coconut sugar, honey)
Pineapple vinegar
Cherry oil & balsamic dressing
Blueberry oil & balsamic dressing
Purple basil oil and vinegar dressing
Green basil oil and vinegar dressing
Creamy mint and garlic
Creamy ranch
Creamy basil and herb
BEVERAGES
sold in half gallon glass bottles
HIBISCUS TEA
fresh wheysweetened W/ pure stevia & coconut sugar
Mango "Whey-to-Go!"
Green basil-lavender tea
The restaurant has been remodeled and the food is always changing, but our desire to host you, AND pray with you and spend personal time with you never changes. like christ!