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our restaurant is open Friday evenings and all day Saturday, by appointment only. We also occasionally open during the week for private parties and special events. For more information and reservations, text or call 830 491-8557

Our cuisine is same-day harvest farm-to-table, NSWT—never the same way twice!

We can prepare paleo, ketO, gluten-free, vegetarian and vegan meals.

The  dishes listed and describeD below are not our menu; rather they are a representative sample of our ever changing cuisine.

RANCH MENU


SMOOTHIES & TEASERS
SMOOTHIES & TEASERS

Organic small plates to get you started!




Organic Blue Taquitos

Two La Hacienda stone-ground organic blue corn tortillas, open-fire roasted and generously stuffed with your choice of filling: Steak, Salsa Chicken, Adobo Pork, Portabella & Cheese

Organic Blue Taquitos


★ Not By Bread Alone (veg) (gf)

Sampler basket of raw crackers, cranberry coconut muffins, and a thick wedge of Moses' Manna. Served with a selection of homemade soft cheeses and butter! All items are gluten free!

★ Not By Bread Alone (veg) (gf)


Krispy Kale Chips

The best chip you've ever tasted! Coated with toasted sesame oil and our secret blend of organic spices from all over the world. Served with a light cream dip.

Krispy Kale Chips


★ Liquid Assets

Be ready to eat this beverage-food with a spoon! A delightful blend of mangoes, blueberries, raw cream and coconut sugar. Served tall with a glass straw!

★ Liquid Assets


Rollin' On The River (v)

It's hearty, it's meaty tasting, but it's vegan! Savory cashew cheese with a hint of chili wrapped in a tender marinated Swiss chard leaf. Two fat and sassy rolls.

Rollin' On The River (v)


Hearty Green Salad

Freshly harvested assortment of seasonal garden greens, shredded carrot and tomatoes tossed in our creamy garlic avocado dressing

Hearty Green Salad



SALAD DAYS
SALAD DAYS

Freshly harvested salad greens tossed in avocado oil and balsamic vinegar form the foundation for an entreé-sized mostly-raw meal!




Red Son Rising

Bhutanese red rice stacked with two farm-fresh eggs to order, topped with roasted chunks of spicy free-range chorizo. Finished with garlic and herb cheese.



Solomon's Salad

Topped with golden nuggets of crispy free-range chicken fried in a seasoned gluten free sprouted einkorn flour coating, drizzled with our sweet & spicy mango sauce.



Noah's Ark Salad

Topped with NY Strip, thick sliced bacon pieces, avocado, red onions.



The Daniel Salad

Topped with raw seed + nut "meatballs", avocado wedges, dried fruits, spicy sprouted nuts, shredded carrots and beets. A filling meal! 100% Vegan.




BIG PLATES
BIG PLATES

Generous portions of fresh free-range meat and poultry from our back yard!




★ NY STRIP

100% Grass-fed right here on Everything Jesus! Ranch. Brined, cold-smoked and grilled to order.

★ NY STRIP


Ribeye

100% Grass-fed right here on Everything Jesus! Ranch. Brined, cold-smoked and grilled to order.

Ribeye


Jamaican Jerk Chicken

Organic juicy free-range chicken marinated overnight in our spicy authentic jerk seasonings.

Jamaican Jerk Chicken

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