Moo!Jesus Dairy at Everything Jesus! Ranch
our restaurant is open Friday evenings and all day Saturday, by appointment only. We also occasionally open during the week for private parties and special events. For more information and reservations, text or call 830 491-8557
Our cuisine is same-day harvest farm-to-table, NSWT—never the same way twice!
We can prepare paleo, ketO, gluten-free, vegetarian and vegan meals.
The dishes listed and describeD below are not our menu; rather they are a representative sample of our ever changing cuisine.
Organic small plates to get you started!
Two La Hacienda stone-ground organic blue corn tortillas, open-fire roasted and generously stuffed with your choice of filling: Steak, Salsa Chicken, Adobo Pork, Portabella & Cheese
Sampler basket of raw crackers, cranberry coconut muffins, and a thick wedge of Moses' Manna. Served with a selection of homemade soft cheeses and butter! All items are gluten free!
The best chip you've ever tasted! Coated with toasted sesame oil and our secret blend of organic spices from all over the world. Served with a light cream dip.
Be ready to eat this beverage-food with a spoon! A delightful blend of mangoes, blueberries, raw cream and coconut sugar. Served tall with a glass straw!
It's hearty, it's meaty tasting, but it's vegan! Savory cashew cheese with a hint of chili wrapped in a tender marinated Swiss chard leaf. Two fat and sassy rolls.
Freshly harvested assortment of seasonal garden greens, shredded carrot and tomatoes tossed in our creamy garlic avocado dressing
Freshly harvested salad greens tossed in avocado oil and balsamic vinegar form the foundation for an entreé-sized mostly-raw meal!
Bhutanese red rice stacked with two farm-fresh eggs to order, topped with roasted chunks of spicy free-range chorizo. Finished with garlic and herb cheese.
Topped with golden nuggets of crispy free-range chicken fried in a seasoned gluten free sprouted einkorn flour coating, drizzled with our sweet & spicy mango sauce.
Topped with NY Strip, thick sliced bacon pieces, avocado, red onions.
Topped with raw seed + nut "meatballs", avocado wedges, dried fruits, spicy sprouted nuts, shredded carrots and beets. A filling meal! 100% Vegan.
Generous portions of fresh free-range meat and poultry from our back yard!
100% Grass-fed right here on Everything Jesus! Ranch. Brined, cold-smoked and grilled to order.
100% Grass-fed right here on Everything Jesus! Ranch. Brined, cold-smoked and grilled to order.
Organic juicy free-range chicken marinated overnight in our spicy authentic jerk seasonings.
