No, we are closed
Saturday, August 23, 2014.
Generally we are open the second and fourth Saturdays of the month. Always call the day before to confirm that we are open.
Please Do Not Use Your Cellphone GPS for Directions--you'll end up on the wrong side of the river! Just click the "Directions" button on our side menu. Follow them to the letter, and you'll have no problem getting here!
Price: Our total experience package ($35 per person), includes two incredible meals and milking a cow and feeding animals, including llamas. Arrive by 11 am, relaxed and ready to enjoy a full day of ranch activities and lots of good food, all included in the admission price. If you find yourself running a little late, call us: 830-832-1235 to let us know you are on your way, and we will hold the tour wagon for you. Dress for ranch life (not the amusement park!): jeans or other long pants, boots or sneakers, cowboy hats or baseball caps, sunscreen if you need it. If you bring your individual thermos cups, we will fill you up with iced tea, water or other beverages to take along for the wagon ride. If the morning is slightly cool, wear layers, so you can peel them off as the Texas heat kicks up. Be prepared to hang out with us until around 5 pm.
Be sure to bring a clean ice chest with you, so you can take home a gallon or more of our raw milk, butter, other dairy, meat and produce items. We have plenty of ice, you do not need to bring any.
If you know for sure you will want to purchase milk, please call in advance to reserve your order. Our milk sells out super quickly on Saturdays. If you want our delicious, healthy fresh eggs, please bring an egg carton.
We love surprise visitors and welcome all walk-in guests, but we appreciate when we receive reservations by phone so we can be better prepared to serve you. If you can, please call (830) 832-1235 or email email@example.com., to give us a "heads-up" that you are coming. If you are contacting us on Saturday morning after 6 am, a text message works best.
WE ACCEPT ALL FORMS OF PAYMENT, BUT CASH WORKS BEST FOR US!
On sale this Saturday:
Raw plain and organic fruity yogurt
Spreadable plain and savory cheeses (think raw Boursin)
Organic berry ice cream (call or text ahead for this with your reservation--popular item)
Raw butter (better reserve this, too!)
GRASS-FED MEAT AND POULTRY:
Whole free-range chickens
Boneless, skinless chicken breasts
Boneless skinless chicken thighs
Grass-fed premium stew beef (made from sirloin and other choice cuts--bone in each piece)
Meaty soup bones, rich with marrow for great bone broth
Free-range jumbo chicken eggs
Beets with beautiful green and crimson tops
Sweet Texas Onions (spring and large)
Swiss Chard, Mixed Leaf Lettuces and Beet Greens
Chocolate Mint and Spearmint
Snow Peas (limited supply)
MOOJESUS! BESTSELLERS (check our videos below for some of these):
Raw Cacao Pudding
Raw Sweet Potato & Flax Crackers
Fresh organic, fair-trade pH neutral Gano Coffee (google this, but ours is fresh-ground, not freeze-dried)
Take a virtual tour of mooJesus! Dairy with two of our Genesis Christian Academy students. Get ready for a moo-ving experience:
Everything Jesus Ranch presents Nutzola.
Everything Jesus Ranch presents Raw Maca-Date Chocolate.
WELCOME TO EVERYTHING JESUS! RANCH,
THE HOME OF:
-- our small, Bible-based worship community
GENESIS CHRISTIAN ACADEMY
-- a K-12 tuition-free Christian academy with a green,
sustainable farming-based curriculum.
MOO JESUS! DAIRY
--the only hand milking licensed raw dairy in Texas
THE GOSPEL CAFÉ
--featuring fresh from our farm foods
to delight your palate and nourish your body
So many names...so much going on...but only one purpose behind it all:
TO GLORIFY GOD, WORSHIP AND OBEY HIS SON JESUS, BE A VESSEL FOR THE HOLY SPIRIT AND PARTAKE OF THE HEALTH AND HEALING THAT GOD HAS PROMISED US THROUGH PRAYER, HEALTHY EATING, JOYFUL EXERCISE AND TOTAL SURRENDER TO JESUS.
Everything Jesus! Ranch is a beautiful Guadalupe riverfront certified naturally grown ranch just east of Seguin.
All day Saturday and summer weekdays are Market Festival Days. Folks come from as far as Big Bend and Houston to buy raw milk and dairy products, and also to enjoy the farm to table cuisine at the ranch Gospel Café, take a hayride, go horseback riding, fish on the river or pond, enjoy original worship music (mostly written by members of the ministry team), participate in Bible study, or spend the weekend in one of the green guest cottages. Folks lay hands on and pray with each other, kids run around chasing goats and chickens...the music is an awesome blend of mostly original works featuring jazz, soul, and country ballads.
Come and enjoy a spirit of rest and relaxation. Be renewed by the presence of the Holy Spirit. Take your time and enjoy Slow Food, cooked naturally without microwaves, preservatives, or artificial flavors. Most folks stay from four hours to all day. You can come for a few hours, for the day or even for the weekend. Come Friday afternoon, relax with your family and friends in our fully stocked guest cottages. Sleep in or wake up early to help milk the cows. Enjoy a hearty Belgian waffle breakfast, made from just-ground sprouted grains. Hang out on the fishing dock, ride a horse, teach your kids to canoe, dance with our pigs, harmonize with our chickens, enjoy lunch and dinner in the Café. Leave early on Sunday or stay and intimate Jesus-focused worship with our small ranch congregation mid-morning Sunday, before returning home. Want an extended stay? You can stay as many days as you wish, in our cottages or in our tents on the river. Families come and enjoy "pseudo-rustic camping" down on the riverfront (all the adventure of roughing it by night; all the comfort of a warm crispy sprouted Belgian waffle waiting for you for breakfast, about a ten minute walk away at the Gospel Café on the "civilized" side of the ranch!).
Retreat groups, Bible study groups and family reunion groups are welcome to use our facility for special events. Think of us as a natural Christian family theme park, a destination location, where you can visit and have fun, without leaving a crater-sized carbon footprint!
Please take the time to browse (or read word-for-word!) our website, to find out about who we are, what we are doing and how very, very, VERY much we love Jesus.